Let's think about this. … You definitely appeal to my geek personality. I love those glasses. How about we call you Paige Turner? Get it? Paige Turner?"
"How do you know about Drag Queens in New York City?"
"I read, of course! You don't choose to look this geeky without being able to back it up."
"Well, I have decided I want to stay here, but I need to go shopping."
"For what? We have storage boxes full of clothing. What could you possibly need?"
"Isn't it obvious? I need a new body. I mean, look at you. You can even stand on your own."
"Someone? Who? The owner already picked me from all the Fashionista boxes at Walmart. And let me tell you, there were many to choose from!"
"The resident Hybrid Queen. She has to approve everyone."
Anyway, before you get your hopes up, you will need to fill out the New Doll Residential Application. And don't miss any blanks or it will be tossed away and you'll have to start the whole process over again. There's only about 250 pages to complete."
"Now, I will finish getting ready for the party tonight. Another new resident has invited me over to watch the fireworks from her balcony and have champagne. If you'll excuse me…."
"May your New Year be filled with joy, health, and happiness. May you experience the best life has to offer in 2016."